FAV. SEX & THE CITY QUOTES

IM BACK IM BACK IM BAAAAAAAAACK :D
i know u all missed me o0o believe it or not i missed u guys more >.<

ANYWAYS NOW TO THE POINT OF MY POST

THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAV SEX & THE CITY QUOTES :D

ENJOYYY

* Vagina weights? Honey, my vagina waits for no man. -- Samantha

* Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore?
Samantha: Oh, please! If you're a whore, what does that make me?

*Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. -- Carrie

* I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. -- Samantha

*Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'! --LOOOOOOOOOOOL la t3leeeee8

*Miranda: He only has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what world does that create a baby? ... It's like the special olympics of conception!

*Mr. Big: You girls are the loves of her life, a guy is lucky to come in fourth. (Big talkingsamantha, charollete and miranda carries 3 best friends)

*Samantha: Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!Miranda: I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know. (lool get it SEMEN,,,, SEA MEN :S)

*Big: It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one. (AWW AWW AWW AWWWWWWWWWWW)

*Carrie: I'm homeless! I'll be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!!

*Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. (TRUE THAT !!!)

*Carrie: Have you?

Mr. Big: Have I what?

Carrie: Ever been in love.

Mr Big: Absofuckinglutely.

( DONT U GUYS JUST MELT WEN HE SAYS THAT AND LICKS HIS LIPS AFTERWARDS YUMMY)

*(Harry has moved in with Charlotte and tends to leave used, wet teabags sitting around)Charlotte: There's just one thing and it's small, but it really grosses me out. We have a teabag situation.

Samantha: Oh, I understand. Just breathe through your nose.

(LOOL THATS SMANTHA FOR YA :P)

P.s song of the moment: Pleasure and pain- goon squad (atw8a3 thats there name.. ma ishtahroo yet bas my frnd got a demo cd of there songs ooo shala7too minha :D)