Wednesday, August 30, 2006

LIFE ON THE STREETS OF NYC TAKE 1

"HOW BIG DO U WANT IT" He yelled
"HOW BIGGGGGGGGG DO U WANT IT" He continued
"OH COME ON I KNOW YOU WANT IT BIG " He moaned
" I WANT IT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG" I snickered
" Allah ygrfk wyaaaaaaaaah ya mwayhaaaa" She hissed
" I WANT IT REALLLL BIG" I screamed
He hands me the smallest bottle of water he had(i repeat smallest lol) water, looks at us both and bites his lip. HAHAHA
looooooooooooool and that was the longest convo i had with a food vendor helping his friend sell water on the streets of greenwhich village :D:D

P.s for all those nasty minds who thought he was talking about i7m i7m his man assett i dont blame u :P bas still uve got nasty minds hehe :P

P.s.s I can finally do that spit thingy after i eat a bag of skittles (the one that that little boy on big daddy did adter eating ketchup)

P triple S Bossy- Kelis (MY SUMMER SONG I LUB IT ITS SOOOOOOO ME )

I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the chick y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch debate
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

My No0oRiTa

She was on vacation in Canada or so i thought. I recieve an e-mail from her today telling me that she won't be coming back. Nour was the type of friend i didn't really hang out with in school because she had her group and i had mine. Our in class relationship consisted of me asking her to throw me her pink uni ball pen and her asking me for gum. We would ocassionally chit chat during free periods or when seated next to each other. SHe was my no0orylata, my little francais helper. She would give me all her copybooks before exams so i could copy them. She was truly the sweetest person ever. I never told her how i felt about her. I never told her she was more to me then a classmates. I don't think she ever realized that she was someone very special to me.

NOUR I'LL MISS YOU SO MUCH
I'll miss the way you would let me take your copybooks before exams or if i needed to catch up on economics or computer.

I'll miss the way you used to throw me your pink pen and orange and green and purple :X

I'll miss the way you always payed attention to my little drawings i used to do in class and how you would give me your opinion.

I'll miss giving you gum

I'll miss you calling me habla and hitting me on my head

I'll miss your E.T finger (i'll miss that the most)

I'll miss talking to you about (you know who)

I'll miss going out to mamlka with you

I'll miss you saying mamlkaaaaaaaaaaaaay and fai9aliyayyyyyyy

I'll miss calling u no0orylata or no0oritaa

I'll miss sititng next to you inthe computer lab and you saying my visual basic colors were ugly.

Bas most of all no0ory i'll miss you. I'll miss 6eebat galbik,and how you were a TRUE friend.
Senior year won't be the same without you 9dgeeni.

You better visit us o0o don't forget me.
I LOVE YOU MOUTTT :' (

THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE

If i were to creat a soundtrack for my life the following songs will be in them . These are the songs i can never get tired of listening to.
1. Show you the world- Aladdin movie OST
2. So kiss me - six pence none the richer
3. So into you- Fabulous ft. Ashanti
4. Satellite- Carlos Santana Ft. Jorge Moreno
5. Cater 2 u - Destinys Child
6. Only hope- Mandy Moore
7. Try- Nelly Furtardo
8. La isla Bonita- Madonna
9. Broken- Seether Ft. Amy lee
10. Another girl- Thalia
11. If looks could kill- Beyonce
12. Everything burns- Anastacia Ft. Ben moody
13. We belong together- Mariah Carey
14. If i could go- Angie Martinez
15. Karma- Alica Keys
16. Baby- Ashanti
17. Carmel- City high
18. Linger- The cranberries
19. Save tonight- Eagle eyed cherry
20. Insatiable- Darren Hayes
21. Because you loved me- Celine Dion
22. L.O.V.E- Nat king Cole
23. Behind these hazel eyes- Kelly Clarkson
24. Hurts the most- Monica
25. Dance like this- Wycleff Jean ft. Claudette Ortiz
26. Kiss from a rose- Seal
27. Torn- Natalie Imruglia
28. My all- Mariah Carey
29. Desensitize- Karl Wolf
30. Let me go- 3 doors down

Thursday, August 17, 2006

UnSoLveD MySTeRieS

Here are some questions i have no answers to.

1. Why is the time when traffic moves slowly called rush hour?
2. What happens if your are scared half to death twice?
3. If a word in the dictionary is misspelled how would you know it?
4. Does a tea drinker have coffee breaks?
5. Why do they report power outages on T.V
6. Why is the word abbreviation so long ?
7. How come a man can believe that there are 400 billion stars, but if you tell him the paint is wet he's gonna go ahead and touch it ?
8. Why does your hair turn light in the sun when your skin gets darker?
9. When dogs have a new and improved taste who tasted it ?
10. If the black box in airplanes is unbreakable, Why dont they build the whole plane in that material.
11. When giving a lethal injection in an American prison, why is the needle first sterilized?
12. If a schizophrenic person threatens to kill himself is that considered a hostage situation?
13. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Thats about it hehe
P.S i got back from N.Y gabl ams. Yes i know i've been missed and 7mdillah 3ala slamty :P

Thursday, August 10, 2006

BLA BLA take 1

8rart i post some useless facts here. Things that are of no use bas some are really interesting

1. A blue whales penis is about 15- 20 ft. long. (Thats like 15ish large LARGE hot dogs. Allah y3een Mrs. Blue whale lol )

2. There are traffic lights on the canals in Venice (Funny ma gd shift'houm when i was there)

3. A goldfish can only remember the last 3 seconds of his life (Talk about MEMORY LOSS lol)

4. Adolf hitler had only one testicle (No wonder he was such a grumpy grumpy man)

5. George Washington grew Marijuana in his backyard (On a field trip we went to his house 59ara i didnt know this back then :P)

6. THe first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer (He dies of lung cancer so he has to take all smokers down with him... Makes sense :P)

7. Its more straining for the vocal chords to whisper than to speak in a normal voice. (yaaay now i have an excuse for talking loudly in class :P )

8. If you take a very sharp pencil- dip the very tip in nicotine, and push this through your skin you will die immediately. (For anyone suicidal at the moment you may want to try this out PAINLESS and quicky :P )

9. If you keep a goldfish in a completely dark room it will eventually turn white.

10. The SOHO area in New York city is named SOHO because it is located South of Houston Street.

11. In Hartford Connecticut you are not allowed to kiss your wife on Sunday (OKKKKKKK)

12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos ( Baba says so we wont keep track of time and Gamble ourselves broke :P)

13. The glue on stamps in Isreal is kosher approved (WTF looool mjanneeeen)

14. An airort in England uses songs by Tina Turner to scare birds off the runway (Why not use a picture of her its WAY more scarier then her voice )

15. Nearly every photo advertising a watch shows the time to be 10:10 a.m (Who ever la7a*9 hatha must be one fa*9y person)

16.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

CARELESS & NOT SO PROUD

THIS HAS TO STOP BELLA THIS HAS TO STOP
this is a letter to me fa shhhhhhhh im addressing myself malkoum da5al feeni

mama tgool ur careless you just ignore shoosh tgooolik careless you just ignore. YOU TELL YOURSELF they r jelous o0o ma 3ndhoum salfa. JELOUS 3LA AISH 3la your carelessness NO I DONT THINK SO. THIS MUST STOP i cant it5rj next year o0o ana b nafs 7alat my carelessness. SHOOSH if ur reading this post plz 9fgeeni so i can stop being careless. TODAY i felt like crap i felt so careless so stupid so hbla so 7mara.

I walk out of the car o0o hear something hit the floor. I look in the car near the door where its hard o0o makes noise itha shay 6a7 3layh bas i didnt see nething so 8rart that nothing fell. o0o 6al 3mraha bella NVR looks twice. So i walk in the mall and run to catch up with shoosh. Istw3bt then that i forgot mobily o0o say shit. SHOOSH looks at me o0o says aish i say i thnk i forgot mobily bil sayara and walk off like i didnt care.
THE PROBLEM is i knew WALAH i knew inno 6a7 3al ar*9 bas i decided to block that part out o0o be in denial o0o say its in the car. OK FINE. 4 hours pass o0o we get picked up. I get in the car o0o about half way back i start panicking i look around the car, my eyes start watering, i look over at shoosh and she looks at me like what u cant find it. THEN I YELL
rj3ooooony rj3ooooony lal mall abi mobily i lost it i lost it ABIIIIIIIIIIIIII
they all look at me like SHUT THE FUCK UP o0o ignore me i take shoosh's mobile o0o call my phone o0o it gives me the voice mail. I CALL 238928 more times no one ansrs :( ITS LOST ALL GONE :(. Then shoosh was like nzloony at my hair appointment o0o you can go back and ask il security heenak.
OK nzlnaha o0o rj3na. I go to the valet i ask they say yes they found it
YESSSSSSSSSSS BELLA THEY FOUND IT WOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
but....., BUT AISH.
THE STUPID VALET DUDE ygool "but im sorry your phone is dead o0o y*97ak"
wtf ma Y*97K
uhhhhhhhh "where is it" i say
"at the conceirge "
OK i go to the conceirge i spend 5 min expalining to the dumb blond that i lost mobily o0o ask her if she's seen it
tgool il dumb blonde "we didnt get any cell phones here" in her squeeky unbearable voice "check the security its near banana republic you cant miss it"
I casually walk over there and im all panicked inside.
I go to the security o0o i ask them and they say its up stairs 3nd cingular
WTF my cell phone took a trip around the mall
i go to the cingular store o0o ask them they say my phone is with the manager and he just left
I ask them to call no I DEMAND they call him.
He comes
He gives me the mobile
I squeeze my eyes shut and stick out my hand
He puts 3 peices in my hand
I OPEN MY eyes o0o its in pieces my brand new cell illy maloo 1 month m3ay in pieces


THE STUPID CAR RAN OVER IT
I HATE MYSELF
I WALK TO THE CAR WITH MY HEAD DOWN
MY HEAD IS NEVER DOWN
I TRY TO FIX IT BAS THE SCREEN IS SMUSHED
I HATE MY CARELESSNESS
I CALL SHOOSH AND SHE STARTS LAUGHING
ITS NOT FUNNY
I HATE MY CARELESSNESS
I PROMISE MY ASS NEVER TO BE CARELESS
I HATE MY CARELESSNESS
AND GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?
I WALK INTO A STORE LOOK AROUND AND LEAVE MY PURSE ON THE FLOOR
TALK ABOUT VOWING NOT TO BE CARELESS ANY MORE
I NEED HELP.......

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Dear M,
This song i dedicate to you

When I think of what i've done
All the pain that I brung
Baby you should've walked out on me
And when I turned away from you whenever there were hard times
How could you still be with me
And it was no mistake when I hurt you that day
And went out with sombody new
But still you forgave me like it was so easy
I should've been better TO you

Baby it breaks my heart
To think that lovin' me is not easy to do
And I don't mean to make it hard
Sorry for all the changes I put you through
And it's hard to believe After everything you're still right beside me
Wouldn't trade you for this whole world
Thankful just being your girl

Never gave you my heart
Cause I never thought
You deserved any of me
I never told you how I felt
When deep inside I knew thatYou're really what I need
And I always gave you up
Whenever I thought something better comes along
And right when I come back
You're waiting for me
And you welcomed me home.

And if it takes my whole life
I'll make it up to you
Cause I've been so cruel
You've given your love to me
Inspite of everything
Idon't deserve you
From this day forward
I'm truly yours
and it took me a while to see
That we were meant for one another
Thank you for lovin' me

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

BoReD RanDoMNeSs

I can't sleeeeeep :( it sux. Ya 7a*9 lulu shes sound asleep right next to me i bet shes enjoying it. My eyes r bloodshot red bas kil ma 76ayt my head 3al m5ada 6arat il noum min 3yooni. DAMN u SLEEP

ok so im obviously bored and my frnd just fj2a went offline after telling me that he thinks a ant crawled up his boxers bc something is tickling his butt. I wonder wat he's doing now >.<>

And i see you standing there wanting more from me and all i can do is try
and i see u standing there im all i'll ever be and all i can do is try
this song has been stuck in my head for the past 3 days and its kinda getting annoying, but it beats having i like t move it move it stuck in my head lol

I've decided something something you guys may find useless info.
8rart wheni get married IF i get married i want a honeymoon that is unorthodox
i want to go to the following places
1. Lima-Peru
2. Rio , Sau Paulo, Brasilia, Fortaleza- Brazil
3. Havana- Cuba
4. Buenos Aires- Argentina
5. Santiago - Chilei
6. Bogata- Colombia
Yes yes i know they are all in South America 6yb SO WAT

YES PEOPLE I WISH I WERE BRAZILIAN I WISH I WERE FROM ANY SOUTH AMERICAN country DONT ask me why i just want to be a7is their lives r so damn fascinating ABI ABI ABI and after watching miami vice gbl ams i think i wanna marry a COLOMBIAN drug lord and have a house in Havana Cuba and go fast boat riding from miami to Havana just to get a mojito.

JANY IL no0oM again woho woho shake shake yalah ppl im out b4 this damn thing goes away ( and by thing i mean sleep hehe)